I used to think Firstblud was a less successful clone of dans1120 but I was mistaken. sorry firstblud. rated dead ninjababies

also this thread needs sticky

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firstblud was here before dans1120

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It was the whole wing commander thing, also I only started posting here in january so i don't know much

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fuck the contrasts got ruined somehow

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But how can you eat a slice, Mr. Anderson, when you have no mouth?

I believe that almost ANY movie would be a thousand times better if it were about making pizza.

Because just about anything involving making pizza is instantly better.

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Im going to enjoy watching you bake mr. anderson

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Police: They're in the walls. They're in the walls!
Cypher: It's a delivery boy!
Trinity: Morpheus!
Morpheus: You must get it delivered. 30 minutes or less or its free!
Neo: No. No, Morpheus! Don't!
Morpheus: Trinity, go! They will get the Pepsi complimentary if you fail!
Trinity: Go!
Neo: We can't leave him! He has the address!
Trinity: You have to!.... Cypher, come on!

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It's a single topping pizza combined with garlic squares, poppers, and a small cola. Everything the body needs.

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Follow the white delivery car.

I can only show you the menu, You have to order.

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Trinity: Neo, I'm not afraid anymore. The Oracle told me that I would order a pizza, and that that delivery man would be The One. So you see, you can't be dead. You can't be, because I 'm hungry. You hear me? I 'm hungry.... Now get up.

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P.s. best thread in a while

But there are way too many orders to deliver The Pizzas. You get used to it. I-I don't even see the orders. All I see is pepperoni, extra cheese, onions....

hay guys

This thread does two things

1. Makes me hungry

2. Makes me laugh

Combined with food, I love this thread

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this thread is one of the many more reasons why FYAD is superior

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dvlzomb fucked around with this message at May 11, 2003 around 15:32

I think the cartoony moustaches and chef hats are half of the fun though. I don't have the skill to make any of mine look realistic, although I'm sure some body does.

Tato fucked around with this message at May 11, 2003 around 15:22

:5bux: and my custom title comes back.

Hahahaha. This is one of the great FYAD goldmine.

in late with some paint

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redo them

i purposley aliased the text and made the hats and moustaches look as shitty as possible...

i guess i can redo them if blud gives me the source images.

but I think the moustaches and hats have to stay ms paint style for full effect.

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You're right. It'll be a goldmine, but I probably won't be able to use it for the front page.

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Whoa.. Dejavue... I just delivered a pizza to this address last night...

What, neo?

I said De Ja Vue...This address... I was here last night..

There are no De Ja Vues, Neo.. there must be a glitch in the programming.

No, Trinity, the people who live here are fat.

Oh, okay, nevermind then.

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in fyad.

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I think it would be nice to have an FYAD goldmine featured on the front page for once.

I know this sounds a bit GBS, but I'd like to thank everyone who contributed to this thread. You guys are a million times funnier than I am.

hay guys

oh wai

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I agree. I also think that the pictures on their own - without the text misquote posts - wouldn't hold up as well. This thread is a work of art as a whole; I don't think that you could just grab the photoshops out of it and still have it work.

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Tank: The manager of every pizzeria is given the ingredients to our secret pizza sauce. If an employee of a major franchise got the recipe, it could put us out of business. We can't let that happen.

"This party's over!"

Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place would have been better if it was about the Matrix.

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Mr. Rhineheart: You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken. This Restaurant is one of the top pizzerias in the world because every single employee understands that they are part of a pie. Thus if an employee has a problem, the pizzeria has a problem. The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Anderson. Either you choose to be at your oven on time from this day forward or you choose to find yourself another job. Do I make myself clear?

Neo: Yes, Mr. Rhineheart, perfectly clear.

aka Lucifer

In before Goldmine. At least officially, anyway.

This thread is so awesome. It proves why FYAD is the best forum here.

internet vs. robots

tank: pizza hut.
trinity: tank! I need a driver.

I don't have time to bleed!

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Why oh why didn't I take the black olives?

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needs more pepperoni

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Neo: Pizza.

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okay, OMGWTFBBQ, please perhaps you can answer this

why does optimizing a .gif in imageready make all the colers duller? Is there a way to save it without doing that?



the pizza is supposed to be brown, yellow and red but now it's just gray

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Thanks d00d, all fixed

Avatar decided to show you this image:

Avatar fucked around with this message at May 11, 2003 around 18:55

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Eat this

This thread makes me feel good. (And hungry.)

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(Cellular)
Cypher: Yeah.
Trinity: Is everything in place?
Cypher: You weren't supposed to relieve me.
Trinity: I know, but I felt like taking your shift.
Cypher: You like his pizza, don't you? You like watching him cook.
Trinity: Don't be ridiculous.

Cypher: We're going to put him out of business, do you understand that?
Trinity: Morpheus believes he is Papa John.
Cypher: Do you?
Trinity: It doesn't matter what I believe.
Cypher: You don't, do you?
Trinity: Did you smell that?
Cypher: Smell what?
Trinity: Are you sure this oven is clean?
Cypher: Yeah, 'course I'm sure.
Trinity: I better go.

(Hotel room)
Cop: Hey, It's the pizza guys. Hand us our money. Do it. Do it now.

(Street)
Agent Smith: Mario...
Mario: Oh shit.
Agent Smith: Mario, you were given specific orders.
Mario: Hey, I'm just doing my job. You give me that '30 minutes or less' crap, you can cram it up your ass.
Agent Smith: The orders were for your protection.
Mario: I think we can handle one personal pan.... I sent two delivery men. They're bringing her the pizza now.
Agent Smith: No Mario, your men are already dead.

(Hotel room)
Trinity: Morpheus, the Pizza was traced, I don't know how.
Morpheus: I know, they cut the sauce line. There's no time, you're going to have to get to another pizzeria.
Trinity: Are there any managers?
Morpheus: Yes.
Trinity: Goddammit.
Morpheus: You have to focus, Trinity. There's a domino's at Wells and Lake. You can make it.
Trinity: All right.
Morpheus: Go.

(Rooftop)
Cop: That's impossible.

(Building)
Trinity: Eat up Trinity. Just eat up. Eat up.

(Street)
Agent Brown: She got her pizza.
Agent Smith: It doesn't matter.
Agent Jones: The burnt crust is real.
Agent Smith: Yes.
Agent Jones: We have the name of their next delivery boy.
Agent Brown: The name is Neo.
Agent Smith: We'll need a search running.
Agent Jones: It's already begun.

(Neo's apartment)
Neo: What? What the hell?... Use the white cheese?... Who is it?
Choi: It's Choi.
Neo: Yeah. Yeah. You're two hours late.
Choi: I know, it's her fault.
Neo: You got the money?
Choi: Eleven bucks.
Neo: Hold on.
Choi: Hallelujah. You're my savior, man. My own personal Little Caesar.
Neo: You get caught eating that...
Choi: Yeah, I know. This was never baked. These toppings don't exist.
Neo: Right.
Choi: Something wrong, man? You look a little greasier than usual.
Neo: My oven, it... You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?
Choi: Mm, all the time. It's called New York style. It's the only way to fly. Hey, it just sounds to me like you need
to take off your apron, man. You know, get some R and R. What do you think, Maria? Should we take him with us?
Maria: Definitely.
Neo: No, I can't, I got work tomorrow.
Maria: Come on, It'll be fun. I promise.
Neo: Yeah, sure, I'll go.

(Club)
Trinity: Hello Neo.
Neo: How do you know that name?
Trinity: I know a lot about you.
Neo: Who are you?
Trinity: My name is Trinity.
Neo: Trinity. The Trinity? The one that cooked a calzone for the president?
Trinity: That was a long time ago.
Neo: Jesus.
Trinity: What?
Neo: I just thought, um...you were a guy.
Trinity: Most guys do.
Neo: That was you in my oven. How did you do that?
Trinity: Right now all I can tell you is that you're in danger. I brought you here to warn you.
Neo: Of what?
Trinity: They're watching you, Neo.
Neo: Who is?
Trinity: Please just listen. I know why you're here, Neo. I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly
sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your oven. You're looking for it. I know,
because I was once looking for the same thing. And when I found it, it told me I wasn't really looking for it.
I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, Neo. It's the question that brought you here. You
know the question just as I did.
Neo: What is the Perfect Crust?
Trinity: The answer is out there, Neo. It's looking for you. And it will find you, if you want it to.

(Neo's apartment)
Neo: Oh shit. Oh shit shit shit. Mama mia.

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oh, and I kinda fixed up this one:
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(Office)
Julianno DiGeorgio: You have a problem with authority, Mr. Giovanni. You believe that you are special, that somehow
the rules do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken. This pizzeria is one of the top italian restaurants in
the world because every single chef understands that they are part of a whole. Thus if a chef has a
problem, the company has a problem. The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Giovanni. Either you choose to be at
your oven on time from this day forward or you choose to find yourself another job. Do I make myself clear?
Neo: Yes, Mr. DiGeorgio, perfectly clear.

FedEx Man: Paulino Giovanni?
Neo: Yeah, that's me.
FedEx Man: Just sign here.. Ok, great. Have a nice day.
Neo: Hello.
Morpheus: Hello Neo. Do you know who this is?
Neo: Morpheus.
Morpheus: Yes. I've been looking for you, Neo. I don't know if you're ready to eat what I want you to, but
unfortunately you and I have run out of time. They're coming for you, Neo, and I don't know what they're going to
do.
Neo: Who's coming for me?
Morpheus: Stand up and see for yourself.
Neo: What, right now?
Morpheus: Yes, now. Do it slowly. The front door.
Neo: Mama mia.
Morpheus: Yes.
Neo: What the hell do they want from me?
Morpheus: I don't know, but if you don't want to find out I suggest you get out of there.
Neo: How?
Morpheus: I can guide you but you must do exactly as I say.
Neo: Ok.
Morpheus: The oven across from you is empty.
Neo: What if they...
Morpheus: Go, now... Stay in front of it for just a moment. When I tell you, go to the end of the row, to the restroom at the
end of the hall. Stay as low as you can... Go, now... Good. Now, outside there is a ladder.
Neo: How do you know all this?
Morpheus: We don't have time, Neo. To your left there's a window. Go to it... Open it. You can use the ladder
to get to the roof.
Neo: Nessun senso. Nessun senso. This is crazy.
Morpheus: There are two ways out of this building. One is that ladder, the other is in their delivery van. You take
a chance either way. I leave it to you.
Neo: This is insane. Why is this happening to me? What did I do? I'm nobody.... Mama mia.... I can't do this.

(Street)
Trinity: Shit.

(Interrogation)
Agent Smith: As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Giovanni. It seems that you've been
living two lives. In one life, you're Paulino F. Giovanni, pizza chef for a respectable italian restaurant, you
have a social security number, you pay your taxes, and you help your landlady cook pizzas for dinner. The other
life is lived in front of ovens, where you go by the chef alias Neo and are guilty of virtually every food crime
we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not. I'm going to be as forthcoming as I
can be, Mr. Giovanni. You're here because we need your help. We know that you've been contacted by a certain
individual, a man who calls himself Morpheus. Now whatever you think you know about this man is irrelevant. He is
considered by many authorities to be the most skilled chef alive. My colleagues believe that I am wasting my
time with you but I believe that you wish to do the right thing. We're willing to wipe the oven clean, give you
a fresh slice and all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.
Neo: Yeah. Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I got a better one. How about I give you six
bucks... and you give me the whole pie.
Agent Smith: Um, Mr. Giovanni. You disappoint me.
Neo: You can't scare me with this Polizia crap. I know my rights. I want my pie.
Agent Smith: And tell me, Mr. Giovanni, what good is a pizza pie if you're unable to eat?... You're going to
help us, Mr. Giovanni, whether you want to or not.

(Neo's apartment)
Morpheus: This line is tapped, so I must be brief. They got to you first, but they've underestimated how
important you are. If they knew what I know, you'd probably be full.
Neo: What are you talking about. What... what is happening to my pizza?
Morpheus: You are Papa John, Neo. You see, you may have spent the last few years looking for my pizza, but I've spent my
entire life looking for yours. Now do you still want to meet?
Neo: Yes.
Morpheus: Then go to the Adams street Bridge.

(Car)
Trinity: Get in.

Neo: What the hell is this?
Trinity: It's necessary, Neo. For our protection.
Neo: From what.
Trinity: From your toppings.
Switch: Take off your apron.
Neo: What?
Switch: Stop the car. Listen to me, pepperoncini. We don't have time for twenty questions. Right now there's only
one rule, our way or the highway.
Neo: Fine.
Trinity: Please, Neo. You have to trust me.
Neo: Why?
Trinity: Because you have been down there, Neo. You know that road. You know exactly where it ends. And I know
that's not where you want to deliver to... Apoc, lights. Lie back, lift up your apron.
Neo: What is that thing?
Trinity: We think you've been given some bad pepperoni... Try and relax... Come on. Come on.
Switch: It's on the move.
Trinity: Shit.
Switch: You're going to lose it.
Trinity: No I'm not. Clear.
Neo: Mama Mia! That thing's real?

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FirstBlud fucked around with this message at May 12, 2003 around 19:27

Scones? You dare ask for scones?

I love this thread more than I love pizza, and I'm a man that loves his pizza.

SGTGAFSNA fucked around with this message at May 13, 2003 around 22:11

King of E/N

OMGWTFBBQ, I think this can still be put up as a frontpage goldmine. I think it needs to be shared. Something like this is too funny to be kept in the forums.

FirstBlud should be commended for creating this thread. Hopefully the same can be done for The Matrix Reloaded.

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